Sleazy Non-Profit Board Member couldn't look into eyes of person he screwed

SLEAZY BOARD MEMBER OF THE ULTRA SLEAZY NON-PROFIT STALKING GAY MALE?


LAST NIGHT, AS THIS WRITER WAS SAYING 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' TO A NICE YOUNG LADY, A SLEAZY BOARD MEMBER OF A VERY SLEAZY WINCHESTER NON-PROFIT WALKED RIGHT BY ME, HAD HIS EYES GLUED TO THE FLOOR, AND SCAMPERED OFF LIKE THE REPROBATE THAT HE IS.

NOW YOU KNOW WHY NO ONE SHOWS UP AT HIS WINCHESTER PARTIES ANYMORE.

WAS HE STALKING ME?

CREEPY.   Y'KNOW, IF YOU'RE GOING TO BE FOLLOWED IT WOULD BE NICE TO BE SHADOWED BY JOSEPH GORDON-LEAVITT OR WES WELKER OR JULIAN EDELMAN, SOMETHING YOU CAN STARE AT....

SHEESH, JUST MY LUCK, FOLLOWED AROUND BY A LONELY WINCHESTER HOMOSEXUAL OR A MALDEN LESBIAN THAT LOOKS LIKE SHE FELL OFF OF A FREIGHT TRAIN.  

WHAT A WAY TO START OFF THE NEW YEAR!