Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Parody: WingCAM Christmas Gift Selection

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CHIA GAUTH

why be saddled with Chia Duck Dynasty when
YOUR Chia Pet can be one of many in the
CHIA GAUTH COLLECTION


For $25.00 and your
temporary membership to WingCAM
before David Gauthier

unqualified E.D. will screw you out of your money and attempt to throw 
you out for
doing too good a job
YOU get a bonus
CHIA GAUTH
to scream and yell at you 24/7


CHOOSE FROM A VARIETY OF
CHIA GAUTHS


CHIA GAUTH ROCKET SCIENTIST
Comes with additional Chia of
a tall, big-bellied, scruffy bearded 
Anthony Gauth *
small-minded moron companion like "mini-me" in Goldmember

Know-it-all rocket scientist is a fraud,
doesn't even know basic chemistry principles
but when you're hired by a board of directors
led by the Unholy Trio, who needs qualifications?

JUST POUR SOME WATER
ON THE CHINS OF THE CHIA GAUTHS
AND HEAR THEM LIE ABOUT
CRACKED MONITORS
MEMBERS IN GOOD STANDING
AND THE BROADS THEY THINK ARE HOT
ON FACEBOOK.COM 

*if your Chia Gauth Anthony keeps saying
"What's Prime Time? What's Prime Time? What's Prime Time?" it's not defective, it's the real Anthony's voice
slipping in to this parody from the real world.

No refunds in that case.





CHIA GAUTH
NON-PROFIT EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR 

 the four donkey Chia Gauths
feeding on the public access funding
and membership monies
from you and me.
____________________________

(Left to right:
Chia GauthAnthony
Chia Gauth Dave
Chia Gauth Sean
Chia Gauth La Rook-a)

Feel like you've been rooked at a non-profit? 
Overcharged and not getting computer classes because La Rook-a is busy, busy, busy with
Match.com ?

The Chia Gauth Gift Set
from Wing-Cam 
has fur that really grows!

Every time Sean is too busy to get
audio for you because he's stacking up his own
CD collection at one of the public computers,
spit on the backside of the Chia Gauth Sean
and watch the fur fly up, hear him grumble,
and not do any work

Chia Gauth Dave has a loud mouth
and squawks that it isn't really the 
tv station you paid for
comparing himself to other non-profits in
Winchester

Problem for Chia Gauth Dave is that
other non-profits don't have
allegations of sex talk, age discrimination,
yelling, screaming, lack of membership retention, a cracked monitor
and a lawsuit and a criminal complaint application from a woman
as well as a trail of unhappy ex-employees
and membership that chose to run,
not walk,
from the WingCAM house of horrors


CHIA GAUTH ATHLETE

Who needs Manny Ramirez when
Davey Chia Gauth can shag softballs
to La-Rooka and Chia Gauth Anthony
in the school parking lot 
on company time!

Pour water on Chia Gauth noses
and watch them grow like Pinnochio
free plastic baseball bat and plastic softball
not included with membership
which Chia Gauth Dave 
will swipe from you and
throw in his truck to take back to Salem
anyway



THIS IS A PARODY OF A JOKE OF A STATION
THAT TAKES MONEY
WHILE MEMBERSHIP IS BULLIED OUT
LIED ABOUT
AND HARASSED NON-STOP
WITH VULGAR SEX TALK
AGE DISCRIMINATION
AND A MALICIOUS
PRESIDENT
WHO ATTACKS HARD-WORKING
 VOLUNTEER PRODUCERS
BECAUSE SHE'S
CLEARLY
MORE JEALOUS
THAN JOE LA-ROOK-A
ADMITTED HE IS IN AN E MAIL

EVERY TIME THAT
JACKASS EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
YELLS AT YOU

JUST BARE YOUR TEETH LIKE A DONKEY
AND SAY
CHI CHI CHI CHIAAA - GAUTH

CHI CHI CHI CHIA GAUTH

THEN RUN LIKE THE DICKENS
BEFORE YOU ARE FALSELY ACCUSED
BY THE MOST INCOMPETENT
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR
AT ANY ACCESS TV STATION
IN THE REGION

COMPARE JACKASS DAVE TO
E.D. TYPES IN CITIES AND TOWNS
SURROUNDING
WING-CAM
AND SEE HOW
WINCHESTER 
IS GETTING SCREWED *


*Sadly, that last line is NOT a parody.

Compare Chia Gauth Dave to
Wakefield
Winthrop
Burlington
Arlington
Somerville
Boston
Stoneham
Malden
and see how deficient Wing-Cam
under the unholy trio of
Chia Eyden
Chia PongRATZ
Chia Wing
really and truly is 


Go a step further
and compare the Wing-CAM board of directors
to the board of each of the above
referenced cities and towns
and see if a malicious
Atty. Melodie Wing
type is at one of those stations 

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